Humming Giraffe’s Bill For Alcohol Consumption
1 bottle of Jameson’s whiskey
3 mickeys of Captain Morgan’s spiced rum
4 26s of Stoli vodka
12 beer
1 40 of tequila
1 bag of limes for tequila
1 knife for limes for tequila
1 bag of salt for cut limes for tequila
1 salt shaker to put the [...]
Entries from January 2009
January 29, 2009
Look What I mailed Mike Gillis…
January 27, 2009
Deep All Star Weekend Thoughts
- It was nice to see that Lui seemed to really enjoy the All Star weekend. Even though I was terrified he was going to hurt his man part again, it was cool that he was able to go. He was pretty funny when he was miced up. Oh and whoever gave him his new [...]
January 23, 2009
The Hockey Equivalent of Roses and Chocolate
You know how I said in my last post the Canucks were like a terrible, terrible boyfriend? Well, that was kind of mean. Although well deserved really. Then just as I was composing my Dear John letter, they do the hockey version of the terrible boyfriend thing where they bring you flowers or do something adorable to convince [...]
January 21, 2009
Just So We’re Clear…
So, you guys are never going to win again? It’s cool. I just wanted to know what the plan was. Enjoy the All Star break!
I missed the game last night. It was my buddy’s birthday and all. You know, sometimes I have to go and be social. And I have a feeling it was infinitely [...]
January 19, 2009
A Study In Pictures
I have no words anymore. Sorry boys. No baked goods for you. I really thought they were finally going to get a win when they were up 3-1. Sadly, in a span of a few minutes they forgot that this
really needs to stay out of here
Which led me to doing this
This little baby here is [...]
January 18, 2009
Confidence, My Pretties
The Canucks get set to face the surging Blue Jackets tonight, in the middle of their biggest slump of the season. Not exactly joy inducing. The Blue Jackets have a rookie of the year candidate in goal and have a chance to make the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. It’s a pretty [...]
January 16, 2009
A New Approach
OK, so that Coyotes game has to be rock bottom, eh? Six consecutive losses at home. That ties a franchise record set in the Canucks first season by the way. It’s just hard to know what to say anymore. I’ve been leaning towards firing the coach, but Gillis and Matty Ohlund defended the coaching staff today, [...]
January 15, 2009
Lui’s Back, Back Again!
Everybody,yeah
Rock your Canucks sweater, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your Canucks sweater right
Lui’s back, alright
Hey, yeah
Oh my God, he’s back again
Canucks fans, goalies, everybody sing
Gonna bring the saves, show you how
Gotta question for you better answer now, yeah
Am I the Captain?
Yeah
Am I a superstar?
Yeah
Am I a brick wall?
Yeah
Am I everything you need to stop this slump?
You better rock [...]
January 14, 2009
Spinning Tires
I can’t believe that’s what the effort was after getting screamed at by the coaches. Sure, they tried to come back in the third, but too little too late. I can’t keep watching this. I mean I will, because somehow I’ve become pathetically devoted, but I won’t like it. The players need to put out a [...]
January 13, 2009
Bowness Should Start Carrying A Whip
Apparently Rick Bowness is getting as irritated with the Canucks recent play as the rest of us, and absolutely tore a strip off them at practice. He was saying such awful things that Kevin Bieksa hoped there were no kids in the stands. Bow always seems so sweet and cheerful but I guess the Canucks [...]
