All the cool blogging kids are having fun with Hockey-Reference, and I just had to join the crowd. While I don’t understand half of the stats on the page, I couldn’t rest until The Humming Giraffe was sponsoring Matty Ohlund. The best part is that you get to write why you’re sponsoring your player, and it can say whatever you want. My money might have been spent on more serious things, but this is just way too silly and entertaining to pass up. Clearly, now that Matty is sponsored, he’ll feel so loved that he will have a career year next season. If you have any extra money hanging around, and are in any way a hockey nerd, go try it out! There are many players still waiting for someone nice to take them home.