Tiger Woods says, “I don’t really care. It’s all about the Dodgers. I don’t think anyone really watches hockey anymore.”
Hey, what sport does Mr. Woods play, again? Golf, right? That’s pretty interesting. I would rather claw my own eyes out than watch golf.
The Stanley Cup is so much cooler than your dinky trophy
On to guys that are much cooler than Tiger Woods. John Shorthouse has been named Jim Hughson’s play by play replacement at Sportsnet. I’m very happy with this decision. When I was away at school last year, before I was given the beautiful gift of Center Ice online, I listened to Shorty and Tommy all the time on the Team1040. Shorty’s voice just oozes Canucks to me. And we don’t have to get used to some strange new dude. That would have been annoying.