Oh Anaheim. I always forget how much I hate them until the Canucks see them again. Luckily, I don’t have to see Mo in a Ducks sweater tonight.
Questions after period 1.
Is the coach seriously insane? Cody Hodgson centering Jeff Cowan and Rick Rypien? Dear god. I know it’s still pre season, but christ. What in the hell made that sound like a good idea? I’m sorry, Cody.
Is Big Bear convincing me to fall in love with him?
What’s the worst sound in a hockey game? When a Canuck beats the goalie but hits a post.
Will Grabner and Wellwood play better together in the second period?
Does Kevin Bieksa make me laugh?
Is Rob Davison kind of foxy?
Questions after period 2.
Would someone ever block a Sami Salo slap shot?
Do the Canucks actually want to gain momentum or just take dumbass penalties? Related to this, can we just waive Cowan already?
Will Wellwood be the most frustrating Canuck this season?
Awwww. I miss Mo! He cleans up nice.
Questions after period 3.
Is there a hot stripper in the penalty box?
Has Sami Salo been eating his wheaties?
Do the wonder twins love Big Bear yet?
Questions after overtime.
Is Corey Perry the biggest bitch in the league? He does look like Miranda from Sex and the City…
Did Hank Sedin really get in a fight? Or am I drunk?
Questions after shootout.
Have I actually enjoyed the Canucks win two shootouts? Is this really my team?
Does Cody Hodgson meditate? Why is he so calm?
Do I love fat, unfit former Leafs?
4-0 baby! (Not that it means anything) That was delightful! Except for the fucking penalties. No need to be hookers, boys.