Our Alternate Captains can lead on the ice and work a photo shoot. Nice. You know you’re jealous. Sometimes, Canucks, you embarrass me, like that painful 7th man ceremony for example, but you do know how to please the girls that buy the team merch. Suddenly, I can’t stop thinking about men in polo shirts. (Don’t think I’ve forgotten about working on your defensive assignments, puck possession, and power play, boys)
Poor Wellwood. Even with his great play of late, he won’t be able to escape the fat jokes with this picture. He reminds me of the I Can Has Cheeseburger Cat.
Don’t worry, Kyle. As long as you keep the Canucks power play motoring, I’m sure Vancouver fans will be lining up to buy you deep fried mars bars.
Finally, here’s some Alex Burrows on After Hours for your enjoyment. Watch the whole thing, and be charmed by the accent, and his scrappy feel good story, or just fast forward to around the one minute mark and watch his hilarious Marc Crawford impression.