Canucks Fan Playoff Preparedness Kit

Are we excited? I’m excited! With the playoffs starting tonight I’ve prepared a helpful playoff kit for you Canucks fans to use throughout this joyous spring season.

For the tonne of trash talk and whining about the Canucks that is going to come your way, take a deep breath, and refer to these as often as necessary:

In case you get into a riot-y part of town: flame retardant clothing!

 

For the cause and solution to all playoff problems…alcohol!

Enjoy the ride! Don’t forget to get lots of sleep and non alcoholic fluids. It’s a marathon not a sprint. Don’t feed the trolls and cheer your heart out. Viva la Euros!

XO Humming Giraffe

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