The hockey game
Everyone (in Canada) was very happy
Even the moose
Even the beavers
Rob Ford did a weird dance
Stephen Harper did one robotic fist pump
Would Stephen Harper write a new hockey book?
No one knows
Now it would be maple syrup versus meatballs
Maple leaves versus IKEA
For the prettiest medal at the dance
Would ABBA ring out from iPods in victory?
Or would it be Nickleback warbling away?
We wait for 4 am Sunday(7 am eastern) in anticipation
Do we stay up all night?
Or do we sleep and rise before the birds?
No one knows what the result will be
Except for the hockey gods and lady luck
And maybe those tricksy stats guys
We stand on guard for thee hockey
We stand on guard for thee